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I am not a doctor. I am providing information based on experiences that my mom has with natural remedies. The purpose of this blog is to help folks to educate themselves. Use this information with your own discernment.

07 May 2010

The Evil Bitches Banishing Ceremony

Yesterday we had the Evil Bitches Banishing Ceremony, the final step to rid my mom of 2 hallucinations that were making her mad.

It worked!

My mom's blood pressure went down to the normal range as soon as we began the ritual 2 days ago.  Once they were buried and the garlic bud planted on top of the rock (so I can use the growing garlic as a sign that the Bitches are in Hell) my mom relaxed.  She smiled.

"Susie, the sun is out.  Hurry, it's time to bury the Bitches!" My mom exclaimed to me yesterday morning as I attempted to make it through my Yoga exercises.

I told my mom that it's an extra good omen that it was raining; the rain was sealing the Bitches into the stones for a safe delivery to Hell.  I also told my mom that when the sun came out, we would bury the stones with the evil entities inside.  I didn't expect the sun until afternoon, but it decided to spring out early.  We were outside as soon as the sun appeared to be burning off the clouds.

Here is a video of the Ceremony, the Evil Bitches Banishing Ceremony, the Ceremony that was sending my mom's hallucinations away.

It worked.  I believe it worked because I had my mom do it.  Having my mom do the actions is also my safety net in case they come back.  I can tell her, "Ooops, we must have done something wrong, let's do it again."

7 comments:

  1. What a ceremony! You're really creative. I hope your mother is feeling good today.
    Sunny strength from Casa!

    BLOGitse

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  2. Thank you Blogitse! It was fun. I love how the mind works. I know that the mind is suggestible, so I worked off that principle.

    By going through the motions, by performing the actions herself, it got my mom involved, it gave her power over the hallucinations that were disturbing her ... now, they're gone and she's psyched to write email notes to my dad in Heaven.

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  3. Has she talked about those bitches at all after that ceremony?
    I wonder if she remembers and what if she does...

    BLOGitse

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  4. No... not a peep. She is happy and in love with my father. Have you read my new blog, http://lovelettersfromheaven.blogspot.com ? This is a blog where I write email notes to my dad from my mom and my dad replies. I've told my mom that I set up a special email with Heaven. The Dream Master made it possible. She is excited. She's been carrying around my dad's letter and reading it over and over again. It's made her very happy. Tomorrow morning, we will send my dad a reply note. ;-)

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  5. wow, what a great idea - I didn't know - have to check it later!
    What a clever lady you are! :)

    BLOGitse

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  6. I know its not funny but it is....best wishes to you & your mom.

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  7. Kimberly, it is funny... it's so funny that it's hard for me not to laugh out loud! Whatever works to keep her happy, even if it is a ritual to bury the "bitches", I'll do it.

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